New Organization Opposes Wind
A newly formed non-profit organization is aiming to curb the dangerous spreading of wind across the Cape and Islands. Spokesman Todd Flander of Nantucket said that the group was formed in response to the "constant threat of wind upon us. Companies like Cape Wind like to use this to their advantage, but we feel we need to nip this problem at it's core". Mr Flander noted that "It's time we stood up for what's important to us...how many times has a backyard BBQ with the Kennedy's been ruined by wind and rain? Everyone likes to blame Bush or FEMA for Katrina, but we all know it was the wind that was to blame for all that bad press." After completing the interview and his gin and tonic, Mr Flander proceeded to sail off in his 125-foot schooner.
