Despite the recent crackdown in Falmouth, town statistics reveal that violence between the town’s two grocery store gangs, the “Stop and Shop Posse” and “Shaw’s-shank Dementia”, has been increasing over the past four months. The gangs’ territories are dangerously close, separated only by Rt. 28. Instances of discount card theft, verbal abuse and excessive item price comparisons are all on the rise. All residents over the age of 50 are urged to seek alternate grocery sources until the problem is brought under control. Upon investigation it was discovered that Family Foods in East Falmouth sells more than milk and Doritos.